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[PICS/VIDS] Humans are Better and More-Powerful than yahweh, jehova, "god"

FancyMancy

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Pretty cool!!

It's really cute how the construction worker gave the kids mini truck some dirt, haha. I thought it was very sweet!! :)
 
christians: Lol. You think you're better than "god"? You can't even spell!
Me: Even or odd, at least I won't drown everyone, nor anyone, because infallible me did something wrong. Have you ever drowned before? Do you know what that experience is like - and "god" having done it to the entire World?!

I am sure that in general, christians would focus upon that tiny unimportance. I expect that they would ignore the actual point.
 
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https://www.bitchute.com/video/ov4pbwJSGdrB
 
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The Origins of the Methodist Church

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See also -

For "god" So-Loved the World
 
Animals are also better than "god" -

(Some people are offended by my attitude when I let it out regarding "god" and christianity and related things.)
[Video] Humans and Animals are Better than "god" - the Difference between "god" and real-life
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I wonder if any christian might firstly notice, and if so, then say that "god" is better than me because it would have put the thumbnail in the video to be aligned properly. If anyone didn't notice, then look a bit closer and see it could be lowered a bit. I'd say say - "I'm still better than 'god'; I actually can, and actually do, make/upload videos and I show things that exist - the videos. What did 'god' make?"!

It's not a contradiction that one Animal was going to attack that Boy and another Animal was protecting that Boy against the first Animal. One is a friend, the other is not. Both of those dogs are Animals and the Boy is a Human. Speaking taxonomically, Humans are Animals. In christian literature, both "god" and Satan are spiritual entities. One is a friend, the other is not. "god" demands you be its slave and do as it says; Satan gives knowledge so you can understand things - and "god" forbade you from having wisdom. Now you, christian, don't know what is good and what is evil. Woe unto you for putting good for evil and evil for good.

Three American children struck by lightning on beach in Puerto Rico, horrifying video goes viral
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I wonder if those Children were praying to "god", and it decided to fuck about and strike them down. It gives another meaning to -

when two or more are gathered in my name, there I am with them
Matthew 18:20

doesn't it?! No doubt some christians would do mental gymnastics to try and argue "at least 'god' struck them down while they were on sand, and not on concrete or the edge of a cliff"...

While Humans are Animals, and Animals are on this Planet, "god" is supposed to be "beyond" all of this, yet for whatever reason, it didn't "create us" also beyond... When "god" says "you are set apart", it meant "from me"! yOu ArE iN tHiS wOrLd BuT nOt Of ThIs WoRlD. Herp-derp. It "created" the Universe apart from itself, and put you in the Universe! That means christians don't have any property - home, car, business, possessions, anything, regardless of law/legislation, because they're "under higher laws" which is "god" saying "you're not of this World". christians' "possessions" are "in the storehouse in heaven", lol For an allegedly spiritual being, "god" is awfully materialistic! "god" comes and razes entire Peoples just so it can steal gems and metals and sometimes Animals if it doesn't want them "sacrificed" - burnt, so it can take pleasure from that burning-flesh smell. I refer back to schadenfreude, which I just mentioned. Indeed, the jew is the one who thinks it is "god", and in its hebrew, "jehova" means "god of evil". All christians can do is accept that "god" is "good" and pretend that it actually does good, and pray, yet the World has continued to get worse and worse. The reason "god" steals these items is, I bet, so it can add them to its precious holy of holy place in the tabernacle that only the most-holy jew "priests" may enter on only one day per year while wearing bells (and whistles, no doubt) for "atonement" - to wash away the sins of the jew. Wearing the bells so that it was known the "priest" was performing duties and so as to know that it was still alive, I wonder if this is to appease the jew's reptillian overlords.

All of the centuries of the mental energy from those many prayers, with effects still happening and christians still praying. Oh, and "god" is not returning soon - we defeated ConVID-19! Lel. (There is a book which showed a jewess as the authour who "predicted" coronavirus scamdemic plandemic, and said about 10 years later it would happen again...) "god" never told any christian COVID-19 WARNING! PREPARE! We know christians will claim it did warn them hundreds of years ago in the holey-with-an-E buybull (but not knowing how to be specific, but then it is "man"-written, so mistakes are made... yet "god" didn't know how to make those mistake not be made!), yet they didn't prepare and were forced, against their free-will, into the mock of lockdowns and social distancing and panic-buying as if it was a couple-of-years-long spack Friday event... except that everything was banned... and barriers, at least in some areas, were put up to prevent shoppers going down aisles... while having wet dreams that "jesus" was returning - returning for 2000 years! Oh. It's 2024 now. Returning for 2024 years! Oh, and "jesus" was supposed to have returned in the apostles'/disciples' time, so 1891 years late! Assuming 2024-33-100. Then again, those biblical characters lived for about 1000 years (the oldest mentioned was Methuselah who supposedly lived to be about 969 years old), so even still, "jesus" CBA to "return"! I wonder where the records, from maybe the year 1000 CE of anyone living upto 1000 years are. If from BCE-0-CE + 33 there were characters living for hundreds of years, then by about 1000 CE, or merely 500 CE, there should be records, no?

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Shhhooooo... "god" wrote inspired the iNfAlLiBlE wOrD oF gOd, because "god"'s "word" says "god" wrote "god"'s infallible "word" infallibly... yet it was written by "man" who made mistakes, and "god" didn't know how to make sure that there were no mistakes nor plot holes made... and the Dead Sea scrolls were dIsCoVeReD, but were found in a court of law (I think in New York) to be forgeries/fake... and biblical characters - at least those who have been named - can live to be as old as 969 Earth years old (not Venus years or Mars years or Pluto years... nor galactic years...) but there are no records of that... Wow. This "infallible" "god" makes an awful lot of mistakes...

I wonder how the story of "jesus", and also the two contradictory counts of "the creation" would have been "written" if it was Venus, instead of Earth.

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In biblical stories, jesus died at the age of 33. If it was on Venus, whose day is longer than its year, how old would jesus actually have been?

To determine how old Jesus would have been on Venus when he died at the age of 33 Earth years, we need to understand the relationship between the lengths of days and years on Venus compared to Earth.

  1. Length of a Day on Venus:
    • A single day on Venus (one complete rotation on its axis) is approximately 243 Earth days.
  2. Length of a Year on Venus:
    • A single year on Venus (one complete orbit around the Sun) is approximately 225 Earth days.
Given these values, we need to calculate the equivalent age of Jesus on Venus in terms of Venusian years and days.

Step-by-Step Calculation

Step 1: Convert Earth years to Earth days.

  • Jesus's age in Earth days = 33 years * 365.25 days/year
33×365.25=12053.25 days

Step 2: Convert Earth days to Venusian years.

  • Venusian year in Earth days = 225 days
  • Jesus's age in Venusian years = 12053.25 Earth days/225 Earth days/year
12053.25/225≈53.57 Venusian years

Step 3: Convert Earth days to Venusian days.

  • Venusian day in Earth days = 243 days
  • Jesus's age in Venusian days = 12053.25 Earth days/243 Earth days/day
12053.25/243≈49.61 Venusian days

So, Jesus would have been approximately 53.57 Venusian years old or 49.61 Venusian days old when he died at the age of 33 Earth years.
53.57 Venusian years old or 49.61 Venusian days old, not 3+3=6, one of the jew's favourite numbers of hard work and labour for the Goyim.

One of the two contradictory accounts of "creation". This one shorter and much simpler.
Instead of using Earth days and timing, give a very brief description of the accounts of creation of Genesis if on the Planet Venus.

If the creation accounts in Genesis were described using Venusian time instead of Earth time, the narrative might unfold as follows:

  1. First Venusian day: Over 116.75 Earth days, light is created, separating day and night on Venus.
  2. Second Venusian day: Another 116.75 Earth days, a stable atmosphere is formed, distinguishing the "sky" from the surface below.
  3. Third Venusian day: During the next 116.75 Earth days, land masses emerge from the thick Venusian clouds, and plant life begins to grow.
  4. Fourth Venusian day: Over the subsequent 116.75 Earth days, the Sun and other celestial bodies become visible through the cloud cover, marking time and seasons.
  5. Fifth Venusian day: In the following 116.75 Earth days, marine life and birds are created, flourishing in the harsh Venusian environment.
  6. Sixth Venusian day: The next 116.75 Earth days see the creation of land animals and the first humans, adapted to Venus's conditions.
  7. Seventh Venusian day: The final 116.75 Earth days are a period of rest, as creation is complete.
7*116.75=817.25. Lol.

For a bit of clarity, or more confusion -
Why 243 days?

You are correct to question the use of 243 days in this context. That value represents the length of a Venusian sidereal day (the time Venus takes to rotate once on its axis relative to the stars). However, to understand how many Venusian years fit into a Venusian day as experienced on the surface of Venus (a solar day), we need the length of a Venusian solar day.

  1. Venusian Sidereal Day: Approximately 243 Earth days.
  2. Venusian Year: Approximately 225 Earth days.
  3. Venusian Solar Day: This is the time it takes for the Sun to return to the same position in the sky on Venus and is about 117 Earth days.

With these values:

Number of Venusian years per Venusian day = Length of a Venusian solar day/Length of a Venusian year

Plugging in the values:

Number of Venusian years per Venusian day = 117 Earth days/225 Earth days≈0.52

Therefore, there are approximately 0.52 Venusian years per Venusian solar day. This means that in one Venusian solar day, slightly more than half of a Venusian year passes.


Why 116.75 Earth days?

The figure of 116.75 Earth days corresponds to the length of a single day on Venus, which is the time it takes for Venus to complete one full rotation on its axis. Specifically, one Venusian day (a full rotation) is approximately 116.75 Earth days long. This duration is used to reframe the biblical creation account in the context of Venusian time.

I also wonder how the "selah" in "methuselah" relates to "allah". "havva" "hova", "jehova", "allah", "yahweh"...

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As I say, christianity and islam are two sides of the same jewish coin.

Animals help. Humans help. Nature is Anti-semitic.

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sublimestatanist said:
That's wild but it makes perfect sense. Everything in the bible is ass-backwards (good is evil, evil is good and so on). This idea that sin cause us to become ousted from the 'garden of eden' (or whatever it was) was really us becoming our own gods that caused it.
The characters in the bibles lived for hundreds of years... but then now we live for barely 100 years. It makes sense! Honestly! I'm not being sarcastic at all - and I'll explain why! "In the beginning..." the characters of the bibles lived for hundreds of years - was the World not more christian/jewish, under "god"'s "rule", back then? Despite that, while "god" "ruled" the World back then, and for centuries after, we still managed to live less-longer and less-longer, throughout time... living shorter and shorter lives, to a mere 100-or-so years... despite "god" being more in control back then.

Skip forward a long amount of time, and we discover germs. We create Medicines. We learn Science. "god" said "BELIEVE WHAT I SAY! HAVE MUH FAYTH!" but we had faith that we'd live forever, yet when we finally said "FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!" to "god", we learnt things ourselves, then managed to not live a shorter life. Science/Nature, baby! Oh, did I say "Science" and "Nature", baby? This -

more on the topic of good being evil and evil being good - look at carbon. That is 6 and 6 and 6; "god" says 666 is evil. "In the beginning..." "god" "created the heavens and the earth". So "god" made carbon to be 666 and said "SIXSIXSIX IZ EBUL, BIATCH!". Typical retarded-bullshit-ness of the jew. Welp, the jew hates Nature, and...

FancyMancy said:
1 Nature
2 is
3 anti-semitic,
4 no?

Surely not. PMSFL. The jew knows in its 6000-year plan that Nature has to take Her course, and the jew uses this deliberately as a means to the jew's own end. - End! Lol.
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...Nature is anti-semitic.

Except for the obvious blasphemy against Satan, maybe the reason Satan is called "the Beast" is because His power is so good that like a 'beast' muscle man, wrestler, strong man, Satan and His power will come down with such weight and force upon the jew's shit. The jew is incapable of stopping it, the jew is too weak, it is pathetic and pointless and is to be utterly defeated.

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Allow me to repeat one thing I said above -

While Humans are Animals, and Animals are on this Planet, "god" is supposed to be "beyond" all of this, yet for whatever reason, it didn't "create us" also beyond...
What about other Planets? Does "jesus" have to "go down" and "die for the sins" of those Peoples there, on each and every single Planet that has intelligent life on them?! jesus be like "for me sake!".

"jesusgod": FFS, Dadme. I can't believe that I have to put mysonself through all of this schizophrenic shit five-million nine-hundred-and-ninety-nine-thousand nine-hundred-and-ninety-nine more times! On each of those Planets!
Jeffery: Err... gaaad?
"jesusgod": What now, Jeffery?
Jeffery: You've done it on thirteen-thousand-one-hundred-and-twenty-two before Planet Earth. Earth is the thirteen-thousand-one-hundred-and-twenty-third Planet.
"jesusgod": Well, whatever. It's too much!
Jeffery: You're gaaad! You can do anything! You don't need to make that be tHe OnLy WaY for each and every single Planet that you put People on!
"jesusgod": Shut up, Jeffery. Dadme. Can't I-we--
Jeffery: It's pronounced "yahweh".
"jesusgod": Shut up, Jeffery! Can't we-I just bring everyone up to heaven instead of putting me through all of that torture? This self-harm is fucked-up - and for 6 million Planets?!
Jeffery: eyeroll

My joke, inspired by DarkMatter2525.
Nothing to do with any fake holocaust at all...

So christians are "set apart", "god" hates Nature, and Animals and Humans being Nature help, whereas set-apart "god" doesn't help, because it hates Nature. It "created" Nature separately from itself, apart from itself, and hates it and experiences schadenfreude from punishing and abusing and torturing Nature and making us suffer in pain and agony - and also in christian hell where "god" doesn't exist (except that it is everywhere) - that it created christian hell just in case so it can continue to take perverse pleasure from your eternal pain! Humans and Animals are better and more-powerful than yahweh, jehova, "god".
 

Al Jilwah: Chapter IV

"It is my desire that all my followers unite in a bond of unity, lest those who are without prevail against them." - Satan

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