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One Nuclear Bomb can Ruin Your Whole Day.......

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So's a good thing we have our Divine Ones looking out for us - as evidenced by these real close calls. These are electonically scanned from The Bathroom Reader's Institute Volumes 4-7, page 141. Hey, this is not a far fetched or funny thing; there are also stories about us and USSR getting ready to shoot missiles at extraterrestrial ships and "mysteriously" all the controls were disabled - or else the missiles, previously fully checklisted and checked out, oh, turned out to be duds when we tried to aim them at UFOs/USOs.

ONE NUCLEAR BOMB
CAN RUIN YOUR
WHOLE DAY
1.
We don't want to make you paranoid, but
all of these incidents really happened.
In July 1956, a B-47 aircraft plowed into a storage igloo 20
miles outside of Cambridge, England. The plane's jet fuel
• burst into flames almost immediately, but for some reason
didn't ignite the contents of the igloo. A lucky thing, too-it con-
tained three Mark 6 nuclear bombs. [My note: I don't think a fire or explosive fuel can detonate a nuclear warhead- ?]
2. In 1958 a B-47E accidentally dropped a nuclear bomb into a
Mars Bluff, South Carolina, family's vegetable garden. The bomb
didn't explode, but it did damage five houses and a church. Air
Force officials apologized.
3. In 1961 a B-52 dropped two 24-megaton bombs on a North
Carolina farm. According to one physicist: "Only a single switch
prevented the bombs from detonating."
4. In 1966 another B-52 carrying four 20-megaton bombs crashed
in Palomares, Spain-with one of the bombs splashing into the
Mediterranean Sea. It took the U.S. 6th fleet-using 33 ships and
3,000 men-several weeks to find the missing bomb.
5. In 1980 a repairman working on a Titan II missile in Arkansas
dropped a wrench-which bounced off the floor, punctured the
missile, and set off an explosion that blew the top off the silo and
threw the warhead 600 feet into the air.
6. Did June 3, 1980, seem tense to you? It did to the Strategic Air
Command in Omaha, Nebraska. Their computers detected a So-
viet submarine missile attack in progress. Within minutes, more
than 100 B-52s were in the air, but the SAC soon called off the
counterattack-the computers had made a mistake. The culprit: a
46¢ computer chip. Three days later the same mistake happened
again.

Amazing we are all still here (and I don't mean Zevists I mean humanity period.)
Hope this provides some inspiration to peeps watching the strait of hormuz
situation.
Please follow the advice of Clergy here and don't get enmired in political
or geopolitical situations. Take it in stride. Everything will come out all
right in the end (as the doctor said to the boy who swallowed the crayons lol).
Blessed and may we all have a colorful future. 🙃
 
So's a good thing we have our Divine Ones looking out for us - as evidenced by these real close calls. These are electonically scanned from The Bathroom Reader's Institute Volumes 4-7, page 141. Hey, this is not a far fetched or funny thing; there are also stories about us and USSR getting ready to shoot missiles at extraterrestrial ships and "mysteriously" all the controls were disabled - or else the missiles, previously fully checklisted and checked out, oh, turned out to be duds when we tried to aim them at UFOs/USOs.

ONE NUCLEAR BOMB
CAN RUIN YOUR
WHOLE DAY
1.
We don't want to make you paranoid, but
all of these incidents really happened.
In July 1956, a B-47 aircraft plowed into a storage igloo 20
miles outside of Cambridge, England. The plane's jet fuel
• burst into flames almost immediately, but for some reason
didn't ignite the contents of the igloo. A lucky thing, too-it con-
tained three Mark 6 nuclear bombs. [My note: I don't think a fire or explosive fuel can detonate a nuclear warhead- ?]
2. In 1958 a B-47E accidentally dropped a nuclear bomb into a
Mars Bluff, South Carolina, family's vegetable garden. The bomb
didn't explode, but it did damage five houses and a church. Air
Force officials apologized.
3. In 1961 a B-52 dropped two 24-megaton bombs on a North
Carolina farm. According to one physicist: "Only a single switch
prevented the bombs from detonating."
4. In 1966 another B-52 carrying four 20-megaton bombs crashed
in Palomares, Spain-with one of the bombs splashing into the
Mediterranean Sea. It took the U.S. 6th fleet-using 33 ships and
3,000 men-several weeks to find the missing bomb.
5. In 1980 a repairman working on a Titan II missile in Arkansas
dropped a wrench-which bounced off the floor, punctured the
missile, and set off an explosion that blew the top off the silo and
threw the warhead 600 feet into the air.
6. Did June 3, 1980, seem tense to you? It did to the Strategic Air
Command in Omaha, Nebraska. Their computers detected a So-
viet submarine missile attack in progress. Within minutes, more
than 100 B-52s were in the air, but the SAC soon called off the
counterattack-the computers had made a mistake. The culprit: a
46¢ computer chip. Three days later the same mistake happened
again.

Amazing we are all still here (and I don't mean Zevists I mean humanity period.)
Hope this provides some inspiration to peeps watching the strait of hormuz
situation.
Please follow the advice of Clergy here and don't get enmired in political
or geopolitical situations. Take it in stride. Everything will come out all
right in the end (as the doctor said to the boy who swallowed the crayons lol).
Blessed and may we all have a colorful future. 🙃
Just the title alone made me do a double take. 😅

I thought to myself "you got that right!"

I needed that chuckle, thank you
 

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