Evil Dolphin?

[high_on_coffee]

Since we all know our beloved friend the History Channel constantly
talks about the bible and the apocalypse, i have decided to tell you a
story about a conclusion my friend Laci made regarding the apocalypse
show. all people who watch this know that it is mentioned that the
antichrist will come of the water (my educated guess is the age of
aquarius). However my friend Laci decided that the antichrist must be
an evil dolphin, because dolphins come from the water. However even if
she believes in God, she thinks god is an evil bastard (i call him an
evil non existing bastard) who hates her. She also has this conclusion,
that if you go to hell that means Satan likes you and that she wont be
tortured. She also thinks it would be awesome to be the antichrist. Can
you please tell me your opinions?

 

[true_chaos1992]

--- In [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url], "high_on_coffee" <high_on_coffee@... wrote:

Since we all know our beloved friend the History Channel constantly
talks about the bible and the apocalypse, i have decided to tell you a
story about a conclusion my friend Laci made regarding the apocalypse
show. all people who watch this know that it is mentioned that the
antichrist will come of the water (my educated guess is the age of
aquarius). However my friend Laci decided that the antichrist must be
an evil dolphin, because dolphins come from the water. However even if
she believes in God, she thinks god is an evil bastard (i call him an
evil non existing bastard) who hates her. She also has this conclusion,
that if you go to hell that means Satan likes you and that she wont be
tortured. She also thinks it would be awesome to be the antichrist. Can
you please tell me your opinions?

haha i think she has a good head on her shoulders and thats funny...but personally i think the dolphin thing would be awesome but they say the antichrist is gonna look like jesus but if thats true does that mean jesus was a dolphin?anyways still thats pretty funny...give my regards to your friend even if i dont know her i think its funny stuff