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Psychic Vampirism

Dahaarkan

#1

The following text contains information based on my personal experience and experimentation with different methods of draining energy from other souls. Here I will explain personal motivations for exploring this practice, the morality of it from a Satanic perspective, the best method I've found for doing this, and finally personal recommendations and other loose bits of information related to psychic vampirism.

Everything contained here I have learned through personal experience and experimentation, I started such experimentation more or less right after dedication, but taking out the time that I was inactive with the practice, there's around 5 years of experience with this practice, including experimentation, mishaps and healing from such mishaps related to psychic vampirism. While I cannot attest to ALL information on psychic vampirism out there, I can say that all the material I've read, from bits of books on the matter and articles from cults and self proclaimed vampires, is that the information readily available is overly dramatized, exaggerated and in most cases downright misleading.

Understand straight off the bat, I will not delve into teaching you the very basics. I am vague on many things purposefully. If you cannot understand what I'm explaining, you are not ready to pursue this practice.

I am also not at all responsible for any damage you bring upon yourself or others with what I'm giving you. I do not recommend this practice to newcomers, and even people who are spiritually knowledgeable, I still must insist there are SERIOUS RISKS WHEN PULLING ENERGIES FROM OTHER PEOPLE INTO YOURSELF. IN A MAJORITY OF CASES, IT IS NOT WORTH THE RISKS, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE INEXPERIENCED.

I will split this article into sections, being:

- Brief introduction of what exactly IS Psychic Vampirism
- My personal experience and stance (which for some reason is more interesting to some people than the practice itself)
- The Moral side of it
- Psychic Vampirism in detail, one method, and some applications
- Personal recommendations & a conclusion

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What is Psychic Vampirism

PV is the parasitic application of knowledge on connections between souls, and energy transferred through these same connections. It is one branch of a greater topic, which I would simply describe as connections between souls, and energy transfer.

Parasitism is one way to use this knowledge. This alone has a wide range of applications, from weakening someone, to taking specific energies from them into yourself, transferring energy to them, etc.

My methods will allow you to drain people without fully connecting to them, which prevents you from being polluted by their energies if you don't consciously take them into yourself, which in most cases you should not.

When you drain AND take their energies into yourself, it's like sticking your arm in a sewage pipe. If you know what you're looking for, you may pull a beautiful diamond out of all that filth. Otherwise you are simply getting yourself dirty, and bringing all kinds of filth into yourself.

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My personal experience and motivations

The personal side of it, which interests some of you who are obsessed with making assumptions on me personally, even though none of you know me or the kind of person I am, will perhaps surprise you. Perhaps you can think that I'm lying, but I don't lie here. I knew the kind of backlash I'd get with exposing my involvement in this practice and did it anyway. So if I can be honest about that, accepting the backlash it brings, I have no further reason to lie on what follows.

And frankly, this is a courtesy to those of you who obsess over me. Because in the end I owe you no explanations or justifications, this is done in good faith, to satisfy your inquisitive desires.

I am a deeply jealous, angry and hateful individual. These 3 define my motivation and desire to push forward. I grew up with close to nothing, struggling and stressing over finance and food. I didn't grow up in any extreme poverty or anything, but enough to the point where it stings and scars you.

Everyone in my family are hardworking people. Who never got their due for labor provided, who always deserved more and better than what they got. And they never got it because they are always being exploited by someone. Even if they never realized it.

My motivation for what I do is deep rooted and unshakeable. My family consists of poor, broken and desperate people because slimy souls need a new car, or fancier furniture, or an expensive vacation overseas at our expense. Whilst we're struggling to stay afloat. No more.

You can give up on trying to convince me from doing this. I drain people who exploit others the way me and my loved ones were exploited, and I will keep doing this. My hate for these people is so intense I often come close to draining even their children out of spite and have to calm myself before I go too far.

I learned, experimented and perfected this to spite them. To exploit them and squeeze every drop out of them that I can, and then leave them rotting and with nothing, as they have done to countless others. I will never stop, they can't stop me, and neither can you.

Do not mistake this for a hatred of everyone who has more than I do. There are many wealthy people who are honest, beautiful souls. I would never take anything from them. I am inspired by them more than anything.

You can call me whatever you like, parasite, degenerate, psychopath etc. But don't ever accuse me of being immoral or cruel. I have made many mistakes in my life, I've even hurt people who didn't deserve it, physically and spiritually, out of stupidity or emotional imbalance, but never out of cruelty.

Knowledge is power, and all the power I have I dedicate to bettering myself, and satisfying my need for justice. What I do is just and good. People who exploit others, who curse innocent people with financial struggles and the pains this brings to satisfy their personal desires, ego and greed, deserve to be drained and destroyed completely.

THAT is why I do what I do. I don't want to dedicate all my time and energy to cursing these people, so I drain them instead. It's faster. It harms them, and it benefits me in a few ways.

I have discovered that this works. Done correctly it will not pollute you, and it can have it's short term advantages, and even long term depending on the power of the soul you are draining. I have a subconscious desire to share this with you, because above all else I am a dedicated Zevist and want the best for all of you.

And I want you all to be the best you can be. This has benefited me, and I want to share it with you so it may benefit you also. In the hopes it makes you stronger.

But yes, in the end I pursued this practice to satisfy a deep rooted, primal desire born of a personal grudge and deep hatred for a specific group of people who financially exploit others. Sorry if you expected better lore and backstory, I'm not as interesting as it may appear.

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Morality in a Satanic perspective

The morality of this practice has been discussed at length. My final conclusion, having considered everyone's thoughts on this is that in truth, the practice itself is not inherently evil. In reality, nothing is.

The truth is anything and everything can be done in a constructive or destructive manner. For good, and for evil. One can pick up a sword and use it to create security and justice. Or one can take up a sword to terrorize and harm innocents.

In the same way you can pick up a sword to do good or evil acts, you can take what I'm going to teach you and use to do good, or to do evil. I have faith in you to do what's just and good. Satan also has this faith in us when He gives us His knowledge, to as individuals, do with it as we see fit.

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The tendril method and it's applications

Before anything else, I will explain the risks involved in this practice. When you drain someone in a sloppy fashion, the energies condense into a blob of extremely dense, beige energy. This energy is a messy amalgamation of a person's energies, and when this is pulled into yourself, it attaches to your soul like a cancer. This pollution is very difficult to wash out, and if your experimentation results in this, do a formal ritual and request assistance from your GD or Satan, if you are incapable of getting rid of it.

If you permit these energies in your soul for extended periods of time, they will assimilate into you and begin to alter you fundamentally. This has a snowball effect, and the longer you permit this to remain in your soul, the more damaged you will become, and the more work it will take to heal from this.

This will even carry over to your next life if not cleansed and healed in a timely fashion. This is why most "vampires" are insane and emotionally imbalanced. When they drain subconsciously, which most vampires do, they are taking these blobs of dense energy into themselves, and these blobs are both positive and negative things. And since they don't meditate or clean themselves, the negatives fester like a cancer, that eventually consumes them entirely.

Understanding this, you may begin to pity vampires more than fear them. They are ultimately pitiful souls who are damning themselves. Especially the subconscious ones, are doomed to this fate of becoming an amalgamation of countless people's energies, totally losing who they are to this pollution, and degrading to a pitiful state spiritually and mentally.

This is the sloppy, self-destructive form of PV.

Properly executed PV, unlike what some may assume, is not a violent or ruthless process. Pythia's article on energy ripping is a violent process designed to weaken the aura of a person, and I personally take a much different approach, for a different end goal.

True PV is cold, calculated and subtle. It requires physical preparation, patience and timing. PV can either be a violent and brute force practice, or subtle and undetectable. When you are ruthless and violent about ripping energy from someone, THEY WILL KNOW IT. Even people who never meditated a day in their life will subconsciously feel that you are harming them, and will become hostile and irritable towards you.

This is a second natured defense mechanism, and when someone becomes hostile towards you, they are closing their soul to you, making draining more difficult, and draining SPECIFIC energies almost impossible.

You can imagine PV being like taking things from a museum. If the doors are wide open, security isn't watching you and there's no security measures, it's far easier for you to get in and take what you want. The analogy may seem distasteful, but I again stress that it is up to you who you do this to, and whether you do this to someone who deserves it or not is your responsibility.

I will break this up into steps.

The first step is opening their soul to you as was hinted at before. This is as simple as leaving a good first impression, being charming and getting them to accept and like you. When a person has a positive impression of you, when they like you and are welcoming towards you, their souls are open to you.

Especially if you have sex with a person, a connection is formed between your souls and they are totally open to you, and you are totally open to them (remember this). Vampires are often depicted as seductive, charming and beautiful for this reason.

The second step is, after building up focus and energy as you would for any working or ritual, use the energy to manifest tendrils rooted on your heart chakra. The advantage of tendrils as opposed to sloppily ripping energy from someone, is that the tube like function allows you to isolate specific energies so they do not come into contact with the negative and polluted energies in their soul on the way out. They function as a shield and isolating layer that prevents these energies from becoming polluted as they are pulled out.

These tendrils will take the form of fleshy cords or tubes, with a faint green glow emanating from them. Breathe in, focusing energy on your heart chakra as it overflows with power, and on the exhale make your tendrils manifest. You should physically feel them writhing out of your heart chakra as they manifest on the exhale.

This is best done when the person is unconscious. Focus intently on their heart chakra, and then on yours. As you exhale, feel your tendrils slithering to your target's soul, penetrating their heart chakra and entering their soul. If they are "open" to you, your tendrils should bypass their aura completely, as subconsciously they do not percieve you as a threat and have their guard down.

This is not at all limited to the heart chakra method mind you. But I have found it to be the best entry point, and a good connector to the other soul.

From here, it's up to you what you want to do. The tendrils can penetrate specific chakras to drain them, I will exemplify with the solar chakra.

When your tendrils are firmly attached to the target's solar chakra, as you inhale deeply, the tendrils pulse and pull the energy towards you through them, like a leech sucking blood. This can be reversed and energy can instead be transferred to them on the exhale. You can do this to empower someone's debilitated chakra for example, at your expense.

This energy can then either enter your soul through your tendrils and then through your heart chakra, or you can create knots in your tendrils to contain the energies OUTSIDE of your soul, and away from your aura. Regardless of what you do, these tendrils should then be ripped out of your heart chakra and discarded. These tendrils, as they release your target and exit their soul, may inherently begin to slither back into your soul, do not allow this as they have become polluted and dirty from connecting to someone else's soul, and should be cut off.

Final step is assimilating the energy into yourself. In the case of solar chakra draining, naturally you direct this energy down from your heart chakra and into your solar chakra, where it is added to your power, and brightens your solar chakra.

As this happens, visualize your target and their wealth and possesions being stripped from them, everything they have and everything they own being transfered to you. All their wealth, financial good fortune and financial instincts are now added to your ever growing wealth and power.

You can do the same with other aspects of their soul and other chakras that rule different things, to transfer those defining aspects of their existence to you. Aggression, intelligence, assertiveness, leadership etc etc. The possibilities are endless.

In short, the steps are:

- Open their Souls to you, either by being charming and making them like you, or having sex with them
- Manifest tendrils and penetrate their souls with them
- Drain the specific energies you want through the tendrils
- Cut the tendrils off from your soul when the energy is inside you
- Assimilate the energies, visualizing your intended goal
- Clean and empower your soul & AoP after each session

As hinted before, these tendrils are not limited to parasitic application. The reverse can be done to transfer your energies to someone else, focusing the desired energy onto your heart chakra, and transferring it through your tendrils as you exhale. When you give positive energy to people, they are more agreeable towards you, they will develop a subtle, subconscious desire to be around you, like moths to a flame.

This can be useful when you need someone's support, want to bring them closer to you, or simply wish to heal or empower a loved one. You can visualize a mass of tendrils enveloping the person and pulling them closer to you as you pump them full of positive energy. As usual though, cut them off when you are done.

Tendrils can also be used to inject harmful energies into other souls, you can concentrate all the negativity and pollution within you and use tendrils to inject the hazardous energies into another soul. This is not at all a substitute to a thorough cleaning, but you can cause harm to your enemies this way.

On dealing with vampires, understand they open their souls to you to drain you. Like the subconscious parasites they are, they take the path of least resistance, and if you create a tendril between you and them, they will use it to drain you. You can focus, and use the tendril to transfer all the negative energies and pollution in your soul and aura towards them like a vacuum. You can even program this tendril to ONLY transfer negative, destructive and polluted energies, and the vampire attached to you literally becomes a toilet that drains your negative and polluted energies from you and into themselves.

Connecting to a vampire in this way is always a risky process, so don't attempt unless you feel very comfortable and confident in your ability to use and manipulate tendrils. Do not allow this tendril to remain and cut it off when you are done to be safe.

Generally, it is simply safer to close yourself to them. Apply the reverse of the first step, focus on them, focus on your feelings of repulsion and hatred towards them, and how you reject them in every way, and are closed to them completely.

Cut off all connections to them, be verbally crude and hurtful towards them if it's possible. Cut off all connections, spiritual and physical. Convince yourself subconsciously that they are your enemy and that you are closed to them and want nothing to do with them, and your soul will naturally close to them. At best, they will be able to take jabs at, and drain your aura, but will never be able to drain your soul directly, and as long as you clean and empower your aura consistently, this is not a problem for you.

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Loose info and personal recommendations

First of all, and in all seriousness, don't bother doing this expecting spectacular results. If your pursuit is wealth, empower your solar chakra, perform money workings and draw energy from the sun on a daily basis.

You can drain a wealthy person's solar chakra if you wish, but this will simply supplement other workings and give you a boost, but on it's own will not yield any amazing results. No the real reason to drain someone is a personal hatred for the person in question, because what you gain from it is nothing incredible, and the damage you do to them is immense in the long term.

PV is ultimately a tool to cause harm, more than it is a tool to benefit you. But like everything, applied the right way and to the right and deserving people, it can be a tool to make good and just things. Many people in the world are rotten, and have more than they deserve. To take from them as they callously take from others who cannot defend themselves, is poetic justice.

No matter how clean you are, and how focused and specific you are with your tendrils, you always end up pulling at least some pollution into you. Clean your soul thoroughly when you are done.

If you do not pull your tendrils out of someone's soul, they will linger but do not function subconsciously, and will decay and dissipate over time.

When members have questions regarding this topic, direct them to this thread, it should satisfy their curiosity. The taboo surrounding this topic, and more importantly the vicious way people are treated simply for asking questions of this nature is totally unacceptable. If you do not have answers, at the very least direct them to someone who does, instead of being crude with them.

Practice and master tendrils before you even attempt to take any energy from someone into yourself. Use the knot method to block the energies from entering you, and practice like this until you are comfortable with this method.

Being sloppy with this will pollute you immensely, I strongly recommend you do NOT experiment until you have years of experience manipulating energy and performing other spiritual practices and workings. I am NOT responsible in any way if you don't take this warning seriously and ruin yourself.

Physical vampirism is a ritualistic, cannibalistic fetish and puts you into a state of energy amalgamation almost immediately, never attempt this. First of all because it's not legal, and secondly it will degrade your soul immensely. Do not mistake consuming blood from cooked meat and such with the ritualistic practice of drinking blood, where a part of the victim's soul is bound to their blood and then consumed, this is as I described, an insane cannibal fetish and has no positive effects on you.

If psychic vampirism can pollute you and damage you, this will catapult you into a deplorable spiritual state, close to irreversible levels of damage and pollution. Unless you somehow bound some kind of godlike entity, don't even attempt such profane rituals.

In conclusion, I hope I have satisfied your curiosity, and put this topic to rest. If you have further questions on psychic vampirism, feel free to ask them here, though I may or may not have an answer for you. I am not a master of this practice, but I know a thing or two.

I would also request that any discussion of the morality of the practice is kept out of this topic, as it is intended to be primarily informative and educational. The moral side of the practice is a topic that has been beaten to death, resurrected and beaten to death again. There is no point in continuing to repeat what has already been said countless times. Discussion on the practicalities though, this we might all learn from.

I conclude wishing you all the best, even people who vehemently oppose the practice, know that the more informed you are about something, the better you can defend yourselves from such, so I would urge you to read this article regardless of whether you wish to partake in the practice or not. This is by far the longest post I've ever made, and some things may be explained poorly, left out or out of place. I can't edit it after I submit it so take any errors as you will.

I have faith that you will use this knowledge responsibly and moderately. Blessings unto all of you.

Discussion

#61
Fuchs wrote:

The Aura cleaning affirmations can be updated with tendrils:

“My aura is constantly and continuously deflecting and repelling any and all negative energies, curses, bindings, hatred, ill will, thoughtforms, and destructive energy, tendrils directed at me and is immediately returning these directly right back to the senders.”

Affirm:
“The light is cleaning and removing any and all negative energy, thoughtforms, bindings, ill will, curses and tendrils on or connected to my soul that have been directed to me, and is returning them to the senders.” State this 3 times.

That's a very good tip, thank you - I did not think about this until now.

#62

Very good post.

Lol at the moralfags in here.

Ill hope to achieve this properly one day, for i know i will start by absorbing the sun's energy.

#63

Very good post.

Lol at the moralfags in here.

Ill hope to achieve this properly one day, for i know i will start by absorbing the sun's energy.

#64

Very unlikely.

I'd like to address something that's becoming overly dramatized. The reality is vampires are rare and the chances that you are actively being drained is extremely unlikely. I think a lot of people mistake craving energy to being "drained". Understand that as you heal and open up your soul, you will crave more and more energy.

This craving may manifest as you feeling exhausted or depleted at times. This is often a sign that you've reached a new stage and it's time to step up your meditation and energy build up. This does not necessarily mean you are being victimized by a psychic vampire.

The reality is you likely never have encountered a psychic vampire for real. Much less likely that you've encountered one that actually poses any threat to you. Do not become paranoid about psychic vampires.

The best thing to do is ask your GD for guidance if you strongly feel that something is wrong. They can see things more clearly that you or anyone here and will give you real answers applicable to your situation.

#65
Dahaarkan wrote:

The following text contains information based on my personal experience and experimentation with different methods of draining energy from other souls. Here I will explain personal motivations for exploring this practice, the morality of it from a Satanic perspective, the best method I've found for doing this, and finally personal recommendations and other loose bits of information related to psychic vampirism.

Everything contained here I have learned through personal experience and experimentation, I started such experimentation more or less right after dedication, but taking out the time that I was inactive with the practice, there's around 5 years of experience with this practice, including experimentation, mishaps and healing from such mishaps related to psychic vampirism. While I cannot attest to ALL information on psychic vampirism out there, I can say that all the material I've read, from bits of books on the matter and articles from cults and self proclaimed vampires, is that the information readily available is overly dramatized, exaggerated and in most cases downright misleading.

Understand straight off the bat, I will not delve into teaching you the very basics. I am vague on many things purposefully. If you cannot understand what I'm explaining, you are not ready to pursue this practice.

I am also not at all responsible for any damage you bring upon yourself or others with what I'm giving you. I do not recommend this practice to newcomers, and even people who are spiritually knowledgeable, I still must insist there are SERIOUS RISKS WHEN PULLING ENERGIES FROM OTHER PEOPLE INTO YOURSELF. IN A MAJORITY OF CASES, IT IS NOT WORTH THE RISKS, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE INEXPERIENCED.

I will split this article into sections, being:

- Brief introduction of what exactly IS Psychic Vampirism
- My personal experience and stance (which for some reason is more interesting to some people than the practice itself)
- The Moral side of it
- Psychic Vampirism in detail, one method, and some applications
- Personal recommendations & a conclusion

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What is Psychic Vampirism

PV is the parasitic application of knowledge on connections between souls, and energy transferred through these same connections. It is one branch of a greater topic, which I would simply describe as connections between souls, and energy transfer.

Parasitism is one way to use this knowledge. This alone has a wide range of applications, from weakening someone, to taking specific energies from them into yourself, transferring energy to them, etc.

My methods will allow you to drain people without fully connecting to them, which prevents you from being polluted by their energies if you don't consciously take them into yourself, which in most cases you should not.

When you drain AND take their energies into yourself, it's like sticking your arm in a sewage pipe. If you know what you're looking for, you may pull a beautiful diamond out of all that filth. Otherwise you are simply getting yourself dirty, and bringing all kinds of filth into yourself.

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My personal experience and motivations

The personal side of it, which interests some of you who are obsessed with making assumptions on me personally, even though none of you know me or the kind of person I am, will perhaps surprise you. Perhaps you can think that I'm lying, but I don't lie here. I knew the kind of backlash I'd get with exposing my involvement in this practice and did it anyway. So if I can be honest about that, accepting the backlash it brings, I have no further reason to lie on what follows.

And frankly, this is a courtesy to those of you who obsess over me. Because in the end I owe you no explanations or justifications, this is done in good faith, to satisfy your inquisitive desires.

I am a deeply jealous, angry and hateful individual. These 3 define my motivation and desire to push forward. I grew up with close to nothing, struggling and stressing over finance and food. I didn't grow up in any extreme poverty or anything, but enough to the point where it stings and scars you.

Everyone in my family are hardworking people. Who never got their due for labor provided, who always deserved more and better than what they got. And they never got it because they are always being exploited by someone. Even if they never realized it.

My motivation for what I do is deep rooted and unshakeable. My family consists of poor, broken and desperate people because slimy souls need a new car, or fancier furniture, or an expensive vacation overseas at our expense. Whilst we're struggling to stay afloat. No more.

You can give up on trying to convince me from doing this. I drain people who exploit others the way me and my loved ones were exploited, and I will keep doing this. My hate for these people is so intense I often come close to draining even their children out of spite and have to calm myself before I go too far.

I learned, experimented and perfected this to spite them. To exploit them and squeeze every drop out of them that I can, and then leave them rotting and with nothing, as they have done to countless others. I will never stop, they can't stop me, and neither can you.

Do not mistake this for a hatred of everyone who has more than I do. There are many wealthy people who are honest, beautiful souls. I would never take anything from them. I am inspired by them more than anything.

You can call me whatever you like, parasite, degenerate, psychopath etc. But don't ever accuse me of being immoral or cruel. I have made many mistakes in my life, I've even hurt people who didn't deserve it, physically and spiritually, out of stupidity or emotional imbalance, but never out of cruelty.

Knowledge is power, and all the power I have I dedicate to bettering myself, and satisfying my need for justice. What I do is just and good. People who exploit others, who curse innocent people with financial struggles and the pains this brings to satisfy their personal desires, ego and greed, deserve to be drained and destroyed completely.

THAT is why I do what I do. I don't want to dedicate all my time and energy to cursing these people, so I drain them instead. It's faster. It harms them, and it benefits me in a few ways.

I have discovered that this works. Done correctly it will not pollute you, and it can have it's short term advantages, and even long term depending on the power of the soul you are draining. I have a subconscious desire to share this with you, because above all else I am a dedicated Zevist and want the best for all of you.

And I want you all to be the best you can be. This has benefited me, and I want to share it with you so it may benefit you also. In the hopes it makes you stronger.

But yes, in the end I pursued this practice to satisfy a deep rooted, primal desire born of a personal grudge and deep hatred for a specific group of people who financially exploit others. Sorry if you expected better lore and backstory, I'm not as interesting as it may appear.

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Morality in a Satanic perspective

The morality of this practice has been discussed at length. My final conclusion, having considered everyone's thoughts on this is that in truth, the practice itself is not inherently evil. In reality, nothing is.

The truth is anything and everything can be done in a constructive or destructive manner. For good, and for evil. One can pick up a sword and use it to create security and justice. Or one can take up a sword to terrorize and harm innocents.

In the same way you can pick up a sword to do good or evil acts, you can take what I'm going to teach you and use to do good, or to do evil. I have faith in you to do what's just and good. Satan also has this faith in us when He gives us His knowledge, to as individuals, do with it as we see fit.

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The tendril method and it's applications

Before anything else, I will explain the risks involved in this practice. When you drain someone in a sloppy fashion, the energies condense into a blob of extremely dense, beige energy. This energy is a messy amalgamation of a person's energies, and when this is pulled into yourself, it attaches to your soul like a cancer. This pollution is very difficult to wash out, and if your experimentation results in this, do a formal ritual and request assistance from your GD or Satan, if you are incapable of getting rid of it.

If you permit these energies in your soul for extended periods of time, they will assimilate into you and begin to alter you fundamentally. This has a snowball effect, and the longer you permit this to remain in your soul, the more damaged you will become, and the more work it will take to heal from this.

This will even carry over to your next life if not cleansed and healed in a timely fashion. This is why most "vampires" are insane and emotionally imbalanced. When they drain subconsciously, which most vampires do, they are taking these blobs of dense energy into themselves, and these blobs are both positive and negative things. And since they don't meditate or clean themselves, the negatives fester like a cancer, that eventually consumes them entirely.

Understanding this, you may begin to pity vampires more than fear them. They are ultimately pitiful souls who are damning themselves. Especially the subconscious ones, are doomed to this fate of becoming an amalgamation of countless people's energies, totally losing who they are to this pollution, and degrading to a pitiful state spiritually and mentally.

This is the sloppy, self-destructive form of PV.

Properly executed PV, unlike what some may assume, is not a violent or ruthless process. Pythia's article on energy ripping is a violent process designed to weaken the aura of a person, and I personally take a much different approach, for a different end goal.

True PV is cold, calculated and subtle. It requires physical preparation, patience and timing. PV can either be a violent and brute force practice, or subtle and undetectable. When you are ruthless and violent about ripping energy from someone, THEY WILL KNOW IT. Even people who never meditated a day in their life will subconsciously feel that you are harming them, and will become hostile and irritable towards you.

This is a second natured defense mechanism, and when someone becomes hostile towards you, they are closing their soul to you, making draining more difficult, and draining SPECIFIC energies almost impossible.

You can imagine PV being like taking things from a museum. If the doors are wide open, security isn't watching you and there's no security measures, it's far easier for you to get in and take what you want. The analogy may seem distasteful, but I again stress that it is up to you who you do this to, and whether you do this to someone who deserves it or not is your responsibility.

I will break this up into steps.

The first step is opening their soul to you as was hinted at before. This is as simple as leaving a good first impression, being charming and getting them to accept and like you. When a person has a positive impression of you, when they like you and are welcoming towards you, their souls are open to you.

Especially if you have sex with a person, a connection is formed between your souls and they are totally open to you, and you are totally open to them (remember this). Vampires are often depicted as seductive, charming and beautiful for this reason.

The second step is, after building up focus and energy as you would for any working or ritual, use the energy to manifest tendrils rooted on your heart chakra. The advantage of tendrils as opposed to sloppily ripping energy from someone, is that the tube like function allows you to isolate specific energies so they do not come into contact with the negative and polluted energies in their soul on the way out. They function as a shield and isolating layer that prevents these energies from becoming polluted as they are pulled out.

These tendrils will take the form of fleshy cords or tubes, with a faint green glow emanating from them. Breathe in, focusing energy on your heart chakra as it overflows with power, and on the exhale make your tendrils manifest. You should physically feel them writhing out of your heart chakra as they manifest on the exhale.

This is best done when the person is unconscious. Focus intently on their heart chakra, and then on yours. As you exhale, feel your tendrils slithering to your target's soul, penetrating their heart chakra and entering their soul. If they are "open" to you, your tendrils should bypass their aura completely, as subconsciously they do not percieve you as a threat and have their guard down.

This is not at all limited to the heart chakra method mind you. But I have found it to be the best entry point, and a good connector to the other soul.

From here, it's up to you what you want to do. The tendrils can penetrate specific chakras to drain them, I will exemplify with the solar chakra.

When your tendrils are firmly attached to the target's solar chakra, as you inhale deeply, the tendrils pulse and pull the energy towards you through them, like a leech sucking blood. This can be reversed and energy can instead be transferred to them on the exhale. You can do this to empower someone's debilitated chakra for example, at your expense.

This energy can then either enter your soul through your tendrils and then through your heart chakra, or you can create knots in your tendrils to contain the energies OUTSIDE of your soul, and away from your aura. Regardless of what you do, these tendrils should then be ripped out of your heart chakra and discarded. These tendrils, as they release your target and exit their soul, may inherently begin to slither back into your soul, do not allow this as they have become polluted and dirty from connecting to someone else's soul, and should be cut off.

Final step is assimilating the energy into yourself. In the case of solar chakra draining, naturally you direct this energy down from your heart chakra and into your solar chakra, where it is added to your power, and brightens your solar chakra.

As this happens, visualize your target and their wealth and possesions being stripped from them, everything they have and everything they own being transfered to you. All their wealth, financial good fortune and financial instincts are now added to your ever growing wealth and power.

You can do the same with other aspects of their soul and other chakras that rule different things, to transfer those defining aspects of their existence to you. Aggression, intelligence, assertiveness, leadership etc etc. The possibilities are endless.

In short, the steps are:

- Open their Souls to you, either by being charming and making them like you, or having sex with them
- Manifest tendrils and penetrate their souls with them
- Drain the specific energies you want through the tendrils
- Cut the tendrils off from your soul when the energy is inside you
- Assimilate the energies, visualizing your intended goal
- Clean and empower your soul & AoP after each session

As hinted before, these tendrils are not limited to parasitic application. The reverse can be done to transfer your energies to someone else, focusing the desired energy onto your heart chakra, and transferring it through your tendrils as you exhale. When you give positive energy to people, they are more agreeable towards you, they will develop a subtle, subconscious desire to be around you, like moths to a flame.

This can be useful when you need someone's support, want to bring them closer to you, or simply wish to heal or empower a loved one. You can visualize a mass of tendrils enveloping the person and pulling them closer to you as you pump them full of positive energy. As usual though, cut them off when you are done.

Tendrils can also be used to inject harmful energies into other souls, you can concentrate all the negativity and pollution within you and use tendrils to inject the hazardous energies into another soul. This is not at all a substitute to a thorough cleaning, but you can cause harm to your enemies this way.

On dealing with vampires, understand they open their souls to you to drain you. Like the subconscious parasites they are, they take the path of least resistance, and if you create a tendril between you and them, they will use it to drain you. You can focus, and use the tendril to transfer all the negative energies and pollution in your soul and aura towards them like a vacuum. You can even program this tendril to ONLY transfer negative, destructive and polluted energies, and the vampire attached to you literally becomes a toilet that drains your negative and polluted energies from you and into themselves.

Connecting to a vampire in this way is always a risky process, so don't attempt unless you feel very comfortable and confident in your ability to use and manipulate tendrils. Do not allow this tendril to remain and cut it off when you are done to be safe.

Generally, it is simply safer to close yourself to them. Apply the reverse of the first step, focus on them, focus on your feelings of repulsion and hatred towards them, and how you reject them in every way, and are closed to them completely.

Cut off all connections to them, be verbally crude and hurtful towards them if it's possible. Cut off all connections, spiritual and physical. Convince yourself subconsciously that they are your enemy and that you are closed to them and want nothing to do with them, and your soul will naturally close to them. At best, they will be able to take jabs at, and drain your aura, but will never be able to drain your soul directly, and as long as you clean and empower your aura consistently, this is not a problem for you.

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Loose info and personal recommendations

First of all, and in all seriousness, don't bother doing this expecting spectacular results. If your pursuit is wealth, empower your solar chakra, perform money workings and draw energy from the sun on a daily basis.

You can drain a wealthy person's solar chakra if you wish, but this will simply supplement other workings and give you a boost, but on it's own will not yield any amazing results. No the real reason to drain someone is a personal hatred for the person in question, because what you gain from it is nothing incredible, and the damage you do to them is immense in the long term.

PV is ultimately a tool to cause harm, more than it is a tool to benefit you. But like everything, applied the right way and to the right and deserving people, it can be a tool to make good and just things. Many people in the world are rotten, and have more than they deserve. To take from them as they callously take from others who cannot defend themselves, is poetic justice.

No matter how clean you are, and how focused and specific you are with your tendrils, you always end up pulling at least some pollution into you. Clean your soul thoroughly when you are done.

If you do not pull your tendrils out of someone's soul, they will linger but do not function subconsciously, and will decay and dissipate over time.

When members have questions regarding this topic, direct them to this thread, it should satisfy their curiosity. The taboo surrounding this topic, and more importantly the vicious way people are treated simply for asking questions of this nature is totally unacceptable. If you do not have answers, at the very least direct them to someone who does, instead of being crude with them.

Practice and master tendrils before you even attempt to take any energy from someone into yourself. Use the knot method to block the energies from entering you, and practice like this until you are comfortable with this method.

Being sloppy with this will pollute you immensely, I strongly recommend you do NOT experiment until you have years of experience manipulating energy and performing other spiritual practices and workings. I am NOT responsible in any way if you don't take this warning seriously and ruin yourself.

Physical vampirism is a ritualistic, cannibalistic fetish and puts you into a state of energy amalgamation almost immediately, never attempt this. First of all because it's not legal, and secondly it will degrade your soul immensely. Do not mistake consuming blood from cooked meat and such with the ritualistic practice of drinking blood, where a part of the victim's soul is bound to their blood and then consumed, this is as I described, an insane cannibal fetish and has no positive effects on you.

If psychic vampirism can pollute you and damage you, this will catapult you into a deplorable spiritual state, close to irreversible levels of damage and pollution. Unless you somehow bound some kind of godlike entity, don't even attempt such profane rituals.

In conclusion, I hope I have satisfied your curiosity, and put this topic to rest. If you have further questions on psychic vampirism, feel free to ask them here, though I may or may not have an answer for you. I am not a master of this practice, but I know a thing or two.

I would also request that any discussion of the morality of the practice is kept out of this topic, as it is intended to be primarily informative and educational. The moral side of the practice is a topic that has been beaten to death, resurrected and beaten to death again. There is no point in continuing to repeat what has already been said countless times. Discussion on the practicalities though, this we might all learn from.

I conclude wishing you all the best, even people who vehemently oppose the practice, know that the more informed you are about something, the better you can defend yourselves from such, so I would urge you to read this article regardless of whether you wish to partake in the practice or not. This is by far the longest post I've ever made, and some things may be explained poorly, left out or out of place. I can't edit it after I submit it so take any errors as you will.

I have faith that you will use this knowledge responsibly and moderately. Blessings unto all of you.

If you're draining people who don't meditate in order to empower yourself, it's objectively better to use other sources like the sun. I've practiced psychic vampirism enough to know that your experiences are accurate, but I also noticed odd decisions and ineffective methods. I didn't appreciate you writing about this topic in a vague way for a sense of some moral obligation, but it seems people disagree with you writing it at all in favour of such.

A few things that I disagree with are the use of tendrils, absorbing their energy into your chakras/aura and that there is any moral boundaries in defeating an enemy.

It's more effective to use existing devices than creating a single use thoughtform. Personally I've been using my hands/arms instead of your tendril idea, having a black aura to help in absorption. It's obvious why this is more effective, but if not I'll quickly explain: the arms are a natural extension of the heart chakra and have meditation methods specific to them. The absorbed energy then gets drawn into a sphere of energy isolated from my own, then either banished or used to empower an attack on the individual. I strongly disagree with any arguments that suggest practicing psychic vampirism on an enemy is immoral, but I strongly agree that there's better alternatives for empowerment. If you're practicing psychic vampirism for anything other than a disruptive offensive strategy, you're wasting your time and exposing yourself to unnecessary risks.

If you decide to use tendrils, you can clean them afterwards. Cutting them off after each use is incredibly ineffective, and suggest the tendrils you use aren't that advanced. It's best in my opinion to do a destruction ritual on the person, then when their defensive auras are weakened to use psychic vampirism to prevent them from recovering and countering.

#66

This thread should be called "Psychic Mosquito". If you have some kind of vampire fetish and are stubborn in your ways, you should consider also using a vampire bladder thoughtform. The human soul isn't designed to drain other people, just like we can't physically eat shit, but with a thoughtform that holds and converts drained energy into positive healthy energy it "might" be worth doing. The only way it would definitely be worth doing is if you were able to drain and purify their life energy/soul, draining their weak aura and chakras aren't going to do much and aren't worth purifying.

#67
RED DAWN wrote:

If you're draining people who don't meditate in order to empower yourself, it's objectively better to use other sources like the sun. I've practiced psychic vampirism enough to know that your experiences are accurate, but I also noticed odd decisions and ineffective methods. I didn't appreciate you writing about this topic in a vague way for a sense of some moral obligation, but it seems people disagree with you writing it at all in favour of such.

A few things that I disagree with are the use of tendrils, absorbing their energy into your chakras/aura and that there is any moral boundaries in defeating an enemy.

It's more effective to use existing devices than creating a single use thoughtform. Personally I've been using my hands/arms instead of your tendril idea, having a black aura to help in absorption. It's obvious why this is more effective, but if not I'll quickly explain: the arms are a natural extension of the heart chakra and have meditation methods specific to them. The absorbed energy then gets drawn into a sphere of energy isolated from my own, then either banished or used to empower an attack on the individual. I strongly disagree with any arguments that suggest practicing psychic vampirism on an enemy is immoral, but I strongly agree that there's better alternatives for empowerment. If you're practicing psychic vampirism for anything other than a disruptive offensive strategy, you're wasting your time and exposing yourself to unnecessary risks.

If you decide to use tendrils, you can clean them afterwards. Cutting them off after each use is incredibly ineffective, and suggest the tendrils you use aren't that advanced. It's best in my opinion to do a destruction ritual on the person, then when their defensive auras are weakened to use psychic vampirism to prevent them from recovering and countering.

I don't think I need to explain in simple words why you shouldn't leave such energy pathways active and functioning subconsciously with the average rotting soul. I think you should be able to understand why if you think about it.

You do understand making it easier to absorb means making it easier to absorb ALL manner of energy right?

You are much better off simply focusing sharply on the energy you wish to pull than using a black aura when you are connecting with someone. This is extremely dangerous.

Without being snarky, do what works for you. I personally find draining with the arms or hands to be dirty and inaccurate. If the point is to simply violently rip energy to deplete someone, this works better yes...like I said, Pythia's ripping method is better for pure destruction/depletion. In my experience people become irritable and hostile to you when you do this to them in this manner, hence the tendril method. The point of tendrils is creating a pathway for energy that specifically targets a person's chakra, while being undetectable to the average soul. In my experience this is very successful.

You should re-read the post more carefully.

I keep things vague so that curious inexperienced souls won't be dabbling in this before they are ready and pollute themselves. People who don't know what they are doing and lack prior knowledge of basics of magick, will create inept tendrils that accomplish nothing. And also because I don't feel like writing a 10 page article going into the very basics of how the breath works, timings, trance and so on.

#68
RED DAWN wrote:

The human soul isn't designed to drain other people, just like we can't physically eat shit

Bro we're talking spiritual stuff here, we don't have to know about your fetishes, thanks!

#69
Dahaarkan wrote:
RED DAWN wrote:

If you're draining people who don't meditate in order to empower yourself, it's objectively better to use other sources like the sun. I've practiced psychic vampirism enough to know that your experiences are accurate, but I also noticed odd decisions and ineffective methods. I didn't appreciate you writing about this topic in a vague way for a sense of some moral obligation, but it seems people disagree with you writing it at all in favour of such.

A few things that I disagree with are the use of tendrils, absorbing their energy into your chakras/aura and that there is any moral boundaries in defeating an enemy.

It's more effective to use existing devices than creating a single use thoughtform. Personally I've been using my hands/arms instead of your tendril idea, having a black aura to help in absorption. It's obvious why this is more effective, but if not I'll quickly explain: the arms are a natural extension of the heart chakra and have meditation methods specific to them. The absorbed energy then gets drawn into a sphere of energy isolated from my own, then either banished or used to empower an attack on the individual. I strongly disagree with any arguments that suggest practicing psychic vampirism on an enemy is immoral, but I strongly agree that there's better alternatives for empowerment. If you're practicing psychic vampirism for anything other than a disruptive offensive strategy, you're wasting your time and exposing yourself to unnecessary risks.

If you decide to use tendrils, you can clean them afterwards. Cutting them off after each use is incredibly ineffective, and suggest the tendrils you use aren't that advanced. It's best in my opinion to do a destruction ritual on the person, then when their defensive auras are weakened to use psychic vampirism to prevent them from recovering and countering.

I don't think I need to explain in simple words why you shouldn't leave such energy pathways active and functioning subconsciously with the average rotting soul. I think you should be able to understand why if you think about it.

You do understand making it easier to absorb means making it easier to absorb ALL manner of energy right?

You are much better off simply focusing sharply on the energy you wish to pull than using a black aura when you are connecting with someone. This is extremely dangerous.

Without being snarky, do what works for you. I personally find draining with the arms or hands to be dirty and inaccurate. If the point is to simply violently rip energy to deplete someone, this works better yes...like I said, Pythia's ripping method is better for pure destruction/depletion. In my experience people become irritable and hostile to you when you do this to them in this manner, hence the tendril method. The point of tendrils is creating a pathway for energy that specifically targets a person's chakra, while being undetectable to the average soul. In my experience this is very successful.

You should re-read the post more carefully.

I keep things vague so that curious inexperienced souls won't be dabbling in this before they are ready and pollute themselves. People who don't know what they are doing and lack prior knowledge of basics of magick, will create inept tendrils that accomplish nothing. And also because I don't feel like writing a 10 page article going into the very basics of how the breath works, timings, trance and so on.

Why does anyone even need to do this at all. There are so many methods of getting energy that are better. Your soul can create its own energy even. No need for this kind of thing especially by Zevism.

NinRickActive Translator
#70
Jack wrote:
Dahaarkan wrote:
Jack wrote:

In general people are always accommodating and let things slide while being completely unaware of what's going on around them because they don't make conscious decisions.

Your time energy and mental stability can be drained if you hang around with the bad crowd and you let it happen. People rarely check other people when they try to mess with them.

I've seen this happen many a times among women where they make fun of another woman infront of me and the woman just stands there smiling like tee hee it's so funny 😆.

When I was young I was around a bunch of guys who used to be chain smokers ,got into fights and did all the things society deems as being "cool". And after I'd cut them out of my life I can see years later that ,that decision improved my life infinitely for the better.

All of this letting people drain you stuff is now completely out of my sphere of being. I don't hang around with stupid people and people who just drain others whether it be financially, emotionally or otherwise. I have no sympathy for weakness and disrespectful humor at all.

People need to be very conscious 9f their time and actions and not waste their time on low value people.

I wouldn't drain you, jack.

This is an insult, btw

You could try but you wouldn't succeed. I'm very confident in my AOP and even if someone pentrated it, I wouldn't be allowed to be taken advantage of while being under the eye of the Gods.

3 nights ago, I saw you in my dreams with a white burning bow in your hands.

#71
slyscorpion wrote:

Why does anyone even need to do this at all. There are so many methods of getting energy that are better. Your soul can create its own energy even. No need for this kind of thing especially by Zevism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzpvoNCvS-8

#72
NinRick wrote:
Jack wrote:
Dahaarkan wrote:

I wouldn't drain you, jack.

This is an insult, btw

You could try but you wouldn't succeed. I'm very confident in my AOP and even if someone pentrated it, I wouldn't be allowed to be taken advantage of while being under the eye of the Gods.

3 nights ago, I saw you in my dreams with a white burning bow in your hands.

What does that image mean

NinRickActive Translator
#73
Jack wrote:
NinRick wrote:
Jack wrote:

You could try but you wouldn't succeed. I'm very confident in my AOP and even if someone pentrated it, I wouldn't be allowed to be taken advantage of while being under the eye of the Gods.

3 nights ago, I saw you in my dreams with a white burning bow in your hands.

What does that image mean

No clue, looked fking epic tho.

#74
NinRick wrote:
Jack wrote:
NinRick wrote:

3 nights ago, I saw you in my dreams with a white burning bow in your hands.

What does that image mean

No clue, looked fking epic tho.

I mean, the bow is the weapon of a man with low testosterone. I think it's a sign, Jack.

Were you a real man you'd be holding a sword instead. :ugeek:

#75
Jack wrote:
Dahaarkan wrote:
Jack wrote:

In general people are always accommodating and let things slide while being completely unaware of what's going on around them because they don't make conscious decisions.

Your time energy and mental stability can be drained if you hang around with the bad crowd and you let it happen. People rarely check other people when they try to mess with them.

I've seen this happen many a times among women where they make fun of another woman infront of me and the woman just stands there smiling like tee hee it's so funny 😆.

When I was young I was around a bunch of guys who used to be chain smokers ,got into fights and did all the things society deems as being "cool". And after I'd cut them out of my life I can see years later that ,that decision improved my life infinitely for the better.

All of this letting people drain you stuff is now completely out of my sphere of being. I don't hang around with stupid people and people who just drain others whether it be financially, emotionally or otherwise. I have no sympathy for weakness and disrespectful humor at all.

People need to be very conscious 9f their time and actions and not waste their time on low value people.

I wouldn't drain you, jack.

This is an insult, btw

You could try but you wouldn't succeed. I'm very confident in my AOP and even if someone pentrated it, I wouldn't be allowed to be taken advantage of while being under the eye of the Gods.

This persons soul is like a sewer probably from doing this. Even if they take only positive energies off people they still carry an imprint and programming and hang ups and all sorts of crap. Even cleansing often would not fix this. I hope people don't start this dangerous practice.

Voice of Enki [NG]
#76
Dahaarkan wrote:
NinRick wrote:
Jack wrote:

What does that image mean

No clue, looked fking epic tho.

I mean, the bow is the weapon of a man with low testosterone. I think it's a sign, Jack.

Were you a real man you'd be holding a sword instead. :ugeek:

Apollo, the living image of masculinity, is often depicted with a bow.

Try telling Azazel he's a man with low testosterone because the bow is a sign of weakness and he was shown holding it in many of the ancient arts depicting him.

If you're for real, try picking up a warbow and try to use it. Takes more testosterone and strength than using a sword, spear or even a two handed Dane axe, or a Hoplon.

#77
VoiceofEnki wrote:

Apollo, the living image of masculinity, is often depicted with a bow.

Try telling Azazel he's a man with low testosterone because the bow is a sign of weakness and he was shown holding it in many of the ancient arts depicting him.

If you're for real, try picking up a warbow and try to use it. Takes more testosterone and strength than using a sword, spear or even a two handed Dane axe, or a Hoplon.

I think Azazel has enough IQ to notice when someone is making a joke tbh

Hey try changing your username to EyesofEnki and maybe someday you'll develop the perceptual skills needed to realize when someone is making a joke bud!

#78
jrvan wrote:

Dahaarkan, I really hope people in the background who don't comment on the forums are smarter than some of these regulars who are wasting your time on this thread. How do you not grow tired of it? To me, it's discouraging to see this failure of people to cross a certain threshold as Zevism (or even simply as rational beings). I admire your patience, I really do.

Like seriously... if it's not about bitching at you over the same exact tired lines of "psychic vampirism is wrong/psychic vampirism is inferior/y u haet the sun tho" (the one about the sun is just parroting the High Priest who said it first, as if you need to be told a thousand times), then it's about wasting space to perform verbal fellatio on Jack. I'm baffled.

I propose they be disregarded from now on and/or considered/treated as nothing more than simple minded hecklers. That ought to preserve at least a little bit of sanity, hopefully. Taking them seriously does bad things to the brain in my experience. Then again, perhaps you weren't taking them seriously to begin with? In which case I'm also a great fool.

I was frankly baffled and confused at the seemingly random hostility though I've since come to understand this. Someday I'll tell you the real reason some people obsess with me, and see me as the villain of the forums. I brought this on myself from an internal lack of self control, I laughed for quite a while when I figured it out.

The clue is in how if you ask them why exactly they follow me around and randomly try to get a reaction out of me at (seemingly) random intervals, they themselves don't have an answer or even understand why they do it. I doubt they themselves even believe much of the bs they say about or at me in the first place. They can't tell you honestly why they do it because they themselves don't know why.

There's a reason certain individuals when actually asked or forced to elaborate on the hows and whys of their statements against me it's like their brains shut off and they start spewing random nonsense, it's almost surreal. If you do pick up on it, I'd be thankful if you keep it to yourself.

Some hyper aware members may have figured it out. It's pretty hilarious when you see this for what it is. But frankly I caused it so I can't be too mad at them. And besides, it's the closest thing to fans I'll have!

#79
slyscorpion wrote:

Ok I am going to stop arguing. You do what you will. I think we are not going to see eye to eye. Part of the reason I feel this way is I was a victim of a psychic vampire for a long time.

I don't really want to cause disunity I think I got my point across. I speak on this topic a lot cause I know how bad this can become for people I want more Zevism to be aware of it. It can literally wreck someones life. It almost did me.

I'll happily discuss things with you in a civil manner, and I'm not angry with you or anything. But if you do start going into a disgusting and disrespectful tone such as saying that my soul is like sewage, I WILL respond in the same tone.

Some people in the group have this habit of throwing out disrespect, and when met with the same level of disrespect they either have a self-righteous meltdown or run away. I suppose you're the run-away type.

I assume this comes from becoming too comfortable with disrespecting people and getting away with it. As your loving brother I will pull you out of that comfortable bubble and back into reality. Which is when you behave like a twat it's only fair that others behave like twats towards you also. Sorry, this is the real world, and you're not the main character!

And maybe also come to realize I never harmed you in any way. There's no reason for you to be angry at me over something that someone else has done to you. That's unfair and complete nonsense.

#80
jrvan wrote:

y u haet the sun tho" (the one about the sun is just parroting the High Priest who said it first, as if you need to be told a thousand times)

Also, I love this bit honestly. Throughout the first post I repeatedly recommend people draw power from the sun instead. And one of the first replies is someone who didn't read the post not realizing I said this and then correcting themselves.

But EVEN WITH THAT they still manage to miss it and bring this up again and again as if I didn't fully agree with HC's recommendation and put it into the main post. There's just something magical about a person too lazy or dumb to read a frankly short and to the point article, trying to appear superior and knowledgeable while being completely oblivious to the fact they are being total idiots and embarrassing themselves.

It's reached a point where I don't even have to write jokes or make fun of them. They just crash and burn on their own.