Due to personal reasons, I am unable to fulfill my duties as a Joy of Satan Guardian. With the approval and goodwill of High Priest Hooded Cobra 666, I am stepping down, effective immediately. The website hack has been neutralized, new servers have been ordered, and everything will be fine...

Satan's Library has just been updated! It now boasts 2,365 items, and this includes ALL of High Priest Hooded Cobra's sermons, fully edited and formatted into convenient PDFs. https://satanslibrary.org/ The webpage technology has been upgraded as well. Library items are now tagged by author...

There are two types of image replacement you'll want to do: 1. Replace an image file, so that every web page using it gets the new image. It won't work if you open the image file in Web Word, replace it, and save. (I know, that's the intuitive way, but it won't work.) To replace an image file...

Does anyone have a good map of ley lines? I've seen a bunch of different maps online, which disagree with each other. (I'm curious about a place I had traveled to, that feels more energetic than average.) If it helps, I believe the correct map has these two characteristics: There's a...

https://satanslibrary.org/English/Albania's Nightmare of Communism.pdf A member emailed me, saying: "This PDF is full of actually fake info that can be debunked very easily, he also stated pseudo-historic lies about Illyrians and whatnot that has been debunked 1000 times. And this isn't the...

I made a time-synchronized version of the 3-in-1 paintable Final RTR. It starts at 00:00:00 on the War Room clock, and it shows you progress bars on each letter as you go through the ritual. Everybody will see it happen at the exact same time. Think of it like a big room where many SS are doing...

In the movie Groundhog Day, the egotistic weatherman character Phil Connors goes to Punxsutawney Pennsylvania to report on Phil the groundhog’s prediction. He is unhappy about doing it, and is eager to get out of that town as soon as possible. However, the next morning he wakes up in his hotel...

I made an HTML editor/word processor that doesn't mangle the hand-written code of the JoS pages. HP Cobra thought it might be useful for speeding up translation work, so here it is: Web Word 2.0 It's a Chrome extension that lets you edit a webpage like a Microsoft Word document. (It works on...

I made a template webpage for the 3-in-1 paintable RTR to make translation easier. Template Paintable Final RTR + Killing Tetragrammaton RTR + Shattering Jewish Soul Protection RTR (Backup Link) (Backup Link on Tor) All text is editable, and you can use HTML code if you need to. The menu...

Here is a new paintable version of the Shattering Jewish Soul Protection RTR. The reverse-word pronunciations are now placed near the corresponding squares to blot out (Thanks to Lydia for this great idea!), and the page layout is improved to work better on more devices. As always, you can...

Here is a portable mirror of the Joy of Satan websites that can be used offline in a web browser. It includes all of our main sites, the RTRs, a bunch of long-lost pages, and a search feature. (It's basically a copy of the Tor site.) Joy_of_Satan_May_5_2021.zip 343 MB SHA256...

As a 2021 birthday present to our beloved führer, Adolf Hitler, here is a corrected version of one of our best articles about Hitler, which was sadly written in neandrethal grammar by a certain former high priest. (As a project for HP Cobra, I am working on correcting all of that person's...

Right near where I live, someone would like to demolish an old house and build several new ones. The noise, dust, etc, would be very unpleasant for me for a long time. I want to prevent it. There are plenty of ways a project like this could get canceled or postponed indefinitely. My plan is to...

The page here mentions how yhvh is a corrupted form of I-O-E-A (EE-OH-AY-AH), and says that "yahweh" is an attempt to pronounce yhvh as a word. I'm not sure if this has been covered before, but I noticed that the pronunciation of yahweh sounds a lot like AH-AY, which is the reverse of AY-AH...

I set up a mirror of the Joy of Satan websites on the Tor network: http://jos666vxenlqp4xpnsxehovnaumi4c3q4bmvhpgdyz7bsk3ho3caokad.onion/ You need to use the Tor Browser to access that link. Download it here: https://www.torproject.org/download/ Although the dark web has a bad reputation...

I added the new Killing Tetragrammaton RTR to the end of my Paintable Final RTR. White Background Tetragrammaton Final RTR - Paintable Version Tetragrammaton Final RTR - Paintable Version (Pronunciations Only) Tetragrammaton Final RTR - Paintable Version (Letters Only) Black Background...

There are currently a lot of wildfires in California during the heat wave. Is there a ritual I can do to create rain? I know that many of these fires are intentional, and that the jews are manipulating the weather to some extent, but rain would at least help clean the smokey air.

The insanity has reached new heights. In the wake of the Black Lives Fatter protests, Disney is trying to erase a beloved piece of African-American history. After 20,000 nutty liberals petitioned them, they decided to redesign Splash Mountain, one of the most special rides in all their parks...

I'm interested in upgrading my router from 2.4 GHz to 5 GHz because of the improved speed. However, I remember that at least one Satanist said their router affected their aura and they had to keep it unplugged. 2.4GHz doesn't seem to bother me, but I'm worried that 5GHz might. Has anyone else...

Why is numerology computed using base 10? For example, in "9/11" 9+1+1 = 11, but in base 8 it is "11/13", and 1+1+1+3 = 6. The nature of positional notation changes the sum of the digits depending on the number base, so why is base 10 the correct choice for numerology?

We now have over ten-thousand forum members! :D (Scroll to the bottom of the front page to see the counter.) Hail Satan! :D

What would be the most effective way for me to cure my xtian mom's cancer? I was thinking of doing a 40-day rune working with 108 vibrations per day. Is there anything more powerful?

The Planetary Hours page doesn't say anything about Daylight Saving Time. Should I subtract an hour from my local time, or is it not precise enough to matter?

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2018/10/22/growing-caravan-of-migrants-pushes-deeper-into-mexico.html It looks like the jews are trying to invade and destroy the United States with migrants like they did in Europe. Trump claims he'll protect the country, but we know who pulls his strings... We must...

Christians claim that every detail was created by god. However, the only "alternative" is that all life evolved from a puddle of goop. We know that Satan created humans, but what about chickens, squirrels, or grass? The extremely complex and organized state of cells suggests that an...

How sensitive are squares to mistakes? I know that skipping a day ruins the whole thing. What about these minor slip-ups? Do any of these nullify the whole square? - Vibrating the wrong number of the mantra. (Even just off by one.) - Speaking a word incorrectly then restarting that single...

It's the beginning of cold and flu season, so I wrote this simple guide for curing a cold using magick. Before I was a Satanist, I caught colds very easily. My colds lasted a long time too. However, since my dedication, I have had only three colds. All of which I cured using magick in less than...

I made a paintable version of the Final RTR webpage. Final RTR - Paintable Version Use your mouse or touchscreen to blot out each letter. Use two fingers to scroll on a touchscreen. It works on Chrome, Firefox, Safari, Edge, and even the 3DS! (Probably any browser that supports JavaScript and...

Yesterday Tor Browser was updated to version 8.0. Among other changes, they updated the base version of Firefox to Quantum. The whole look and feel is now unfamiliar, and the NoScript add-on has new bugs. (For example, I can't get it to save settings.) I'm sure there are other Satanists who...

I see that Magenta8's YouTube channel was deleted. I happen to have a partial backup. Is anyone interested in any of these videos? I already uploaded the Final RTR video here: https://ufile.io/9cyjj #10 Nauthiz Rune - How to Correctly Vibrate Nauthiz #11 Isa Rune - How to Correctly Vibrate Isa...

I've been learning astrology, and I'm curious about the meaning of different aspects. I found the symbols in Azazel's Astrology for Conjunction, Sextile, Trine, etc, but I couldn't find the meaning of each one. I'm particularly interested in the Opposition because I have an orb 0 Jupiter/Mars...

On the GBLT home page, it says bisexuals are third sex. It has been stated that "100% homosexuality and 100% heterosexuality are actually in the minority, as most human beings are repressed bisexual." Does this mean that the majority of the population is third sex? I thought the third sex was...

Most people wear clothes. As a result, these clothes get dirty and must be washed. It's a simple procedure; Just put the clothes in the washer with some detergent, run it, then put them in the dryer with a sheet of fabric softener. Wait a minute! What's in this "detergent" and "fabric...

After a year without any noticeable earthquakes, I just felt two unusual ones. The first one happened the day after X-mas. It was late at night, and I heard the walls creak and I felt the floor jiggle slightly. At first, I thought it was a big gust of wind, but then I checked online and...